10 Reasons why Directories are Cool

July 13th, 2007 | 493 Views

The other day, as I woke up, this thought suddenly came to me, directories are cool! So thus, out of my half-awake state of mind, this article was born. Why are directories cool? I will tell you why:

  1. Directories review crap so you don’t have to.
  2. Directories help your site rank better on search engines so you can beat other sites that do not know that directories are cool.
  3. They sponsor lots of themes and templates so you can have them for free.
  4. They help track what’s happening with search engines (in order to stay in business) so your sites are always ahead of those who are not submitted.
  5. Directories don’t discriminate or give you weird looks even when you look like a terrorist. They accept all forms of USD.
  6. They tell you when you make stupid spelling mistakes (or at least some do), so your website does not look stupid too.
  7. Directories love the environment, or at least, they don’t do anything that harms it!
  8. Just like hanging out with a bunch of cool kids makes you cool, ‘hanging around’ directories will make your websites cool too.
  9. Many directories invest more than what you pay them so you know you are getting your money’s worth.
  10. You are reading this cool article from one.

Of course, you can tell that is a completely unbiased article by one of the coolest directories around, Linksfactory.net. Feel free to leave only cool remarks.


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6 Comments »

Comment by Jeff
2007-07-13 12:04:29

Best laugh I’ve had all week. Although, what about the hot babes and fast cars?

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2007-07-13 12:06:07

Directory propaganda! We love it!

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Comment by Aditya
2007-07-13 17:18:17

Great post man ! ! !
Hilarious

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Comment by SEO blog
2007-07-14 00:45:46

Great post! Hilarious reasons indeed. I look forward to reading more of your stuff… :)

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Comment by CReed
2007-07-14 02:59:28

Thanks for the good laugh - great way to end the week.

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Comment by Nick
2007-08-07 14:19:37

That was a nice laugh. I had to stop for a second and think because your anti-spam question stumped me. Haha.

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